Wednesday, 17 March 2010

happiness is a bliss :D

oh i am soooo happy right now, even though i'm in my school placement and doing the most work i've ever done in my life there are so many things to look forward to...as follows:

1. end of school placement...i.e. drinking day i.e. unremembrance day
2. easter...i.e. 3 week drinking holiday
3. may...i.e. end of uni, long term liver damage, MAFUCKINGDRID!!!!
4. summer....i.e. 5 months of costant liver damage and most likely cause of death...

happy lives people :D

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

upside down...

right well, at the moment i am doing as much as i can to distract me from the ever growing amount of work i have to do...i think i'm doing quite well, so far i have done two paint by numbers flowers, watched the whole series of vampire diaries and now decided to turn to the evilness of blogging, ooh yes i said it, evil, its like facebook, it tempts you with its offer of procrastination!!

nothing interesting has really happened to me since my last blog, mind you my skills of drinking and going to uni the next morning have greatly improved...so much so i have turned to drinking during lectures and not getting noticed!! well apart from mels lesson, i think he had an idea of how pissed i was because me and my friend dom continuously declared 'i'm disabled!' (a quote from the IT crowd...love it...omgosh see...IT is taking over my life, what have i become?!?!)

i am now currently on placement at a lovely school in the wirral, we get to go to the beatles museum tomorrow, how very exciting and then the next day we get to go to the wirral museum of transport!! i cannot contain my excitement enough!

ok...dont know if i was being sarcastic or not there...i will leave you to ponder...

Monday, 12 October 2009

great...



ok, now i'm being forced to commit to the internet...i did not sign up for this, as a primary teacher i thought that the only thing with IT i would have to do is work the projector (which i have not yet learnt to do...work in progress) and play games on the bbc website, i was really looking forward to doing that but nooooooo, i am being made into one of those people who spend there days on the computer and blogging and playing 'world of warcraft'...god i need a beer, the sheer thought of it makes me want to get blindly drunk and be in one of those photos we got shown by the proctor in order to get us to stop drinking so much...maybe

hmmm...

ok, so i've discovered i'm not very good at IT, i'm in an IT workshop now and all i'm hearing out of the tutor is 'blah blah blog blah three w's blah blah'. i have no clue whats going on, why do computers have to be so confusing? surely they were made to make our lives easier and all i can do with one at the moment is write essays and check facebook. i really do envy those computer geeks or 'computer scientists' as they like to be known as (believe me...don't go calling them IT nerds...they do NOT like that)

i think an appropriate name for this workshop should be 'dazed and confused'...although that might be copyright...now, with me, i'm more into the working of the world, you know, how its formed and what not, but maybe this whole internet thing could be good, i do like the old youtube, if you're ever on watch 'play him off, keyboard cat!', its possibly the best thing ever!!! also watch how a 5 day old baby swims like a salamander, its quite amusing and disturbing at the same time...well i guess i'll just have to see what happens, you never know, i could be the next most wanted hacker...hahaha maybe